Well, I was driving to Sue's hotel room in Ohio, and this Mitsubishi Eclipse was playing around with me. He was in the left lane, I was in the right lane, the speed limit was 35, and I couldnt get around the car the was in front of me. Finally I get around the car but the Mitsubishi is being as lame as he can be and is going at even speed. Now Im getting ticked off. Luckily the car in the right lane turns and I pull into the right lane. The Mitsu ofcourse accelerates, his fart can farting really loud now

, but before I know it, the light turns red. Yes

. Well, when the light turned green, I let him go first, he went and I soon followed. Passed him like he wasnt even moving. He gets in the right lane, I move to the left lane, and ofcourse I get stuck by slower traffic. So the Mitsu passes me up but he keeps revving his engine, braking irradically, accelerating and then braking, etc. So I am behind now and I still cant pass him up due to slow traffic in the left lane

. Then all of a sudden he guns it, Im still in 2nd, pass him on the left, took the car up to 85 and was gone in 4 seconds!
Oh well. School of F-body is now in session.
Stupid Ohio drivers. <---If this is offending anybody, I will edit it.