amptuttle
Jan 21 2009, 09:12 PM
stock is a 4.6 ltr V8 with 215 at the crank, so about 194-189 at the wheel. A guy at one of my stores has one with off-road x-pipes, re-ratio'd gears, a Saleen body kit, and 20" rims. He thinks he can take me, and take me hard. Asking everyone else in the store who would win between a 97 GT and a 97 Firebird, everyones sayin the GT. HAHA. He keeps talking trash. "Hey if you want your car to go fast just put a Ford motor in it." I told my friends that and they all laughed and said why so ur car can break? Even my buddy with the 01 GT chuckled. He even asked me, "Hey whats your quarter mile, like two minutes?" Idiot. He claims he has 230 to the wheel. I just laughed and said, "270 baby. If I can take out the 2000-2008 GT's I can take you." But he doesn't seem to wanna race. Always making up excuses and talking more smack. Typical Mustang owner.
MasterTomos
Jan 22 2009, 01:59 AM
youd walk it...very very hard...those cars are pathetic and those 20's just slow him down...its probably slower than stock
Ive raced similar 4.6 mustangs...97 and 98s with even more than that done to them...its not even close...you have a much much faster car...
race him sometime
amptuttle
Jan 22 2009, 02:31 AM
Oh I want to. I wanted to even thinkin it was a Saleen. But the now the guy just keeps talkin smack and making up escuses. He's just trying to avoid the humiliation of defeat. Oh and he said that with the way the gears are set up, its like taking off as an automatic. The guy is lame. I know more bout Mustangs then he probably does.
Freshbake
Jan 22 2009, 02:53 AM
HAHA you will blow his doors off. Race him, and then when you completely destroy his car, ask him "so how do i go about getting one of those Ford motors?? My car is just a bit too fast for me" HAHAHA
amptuttle
Jan 22 2009, 03:24 AM
Haha. Oh another thing I forgot to mention, I asked him the other morning when are we gonna race so I can put you in your place and he said, when you get a real V8. Corvette Motor, can't get a whole lot better then that.
johnniereb
Jan 22 2009, 05:56 AM
wow. the guy i bought my trans off of also owned a '95 mustang gt with the 5.0 and a 5 speed. we had to ride together for 3 hours so we talked haha. his mustang came up (stock) and he went on to tell me that it was quite a bit slower than the trans. this kid with a smaller motor, no parts, and 20's wants to talk? show him whats up. its not my style...but after that much i'd make s scene with the kid.
MasterTomos
Jan 22 2009, 06:00 AM

wow! you know cuz corvettes engines are known for their weakness and poor quality...
Not gunna lie, when i first started gettin into cars I first read up on mustangs, and know quite a bit about them for a GM owner...
The kids that run their stangs (and their mouths

)around here dont know squat...
this kid sounds like your typical mustang owner...
You'd run if not beat a stock COBRA of that year...fords premere performance top of the line sports car...
some people are sooo pathetic...
just keep in mind you'd leave him in the dust...no matter how his gears are set up!
amptuttle
Jan 22 2009, 06:07 AM
Naw I can take those ones too. Oh and he has off-road x-pipes. The thing that gives him the edge over me. HAHA!!!!
MasterTomos
Jan 22 2009, 04:27 PM
uh oh...not an x pipe...
lol
even if that gave him 45hp (which it most definately will not) you'd still get him!
Shaun Barcelow
Jan 22 2009, 05:27 PM
From what I've heard about the 4.6 modular Ford, bolt-on mods don't do much for them. As for a real V8, over a full liter larger in displacement isn't real enough for him?
formulabird89
Jan 22 2009, 06:24 PM
What a nerd! Take him to the track so you can have all the evidence recorded.
amptuttle
Jan 22 2009, 07:57 PM
Naw that wont happen. The guy is seriously to much of a *explitive-delete* retarded *explitive-delete* moron to do it. This morning he said that he feels bad for us GM guys and that maybe when I grow up I'll get a ford. I straight out told him "Why, so it can break down on me?" One of his co-workers just laughed.
Shaun Barcelow
Jan 22 2009, 08:21 PM
Tell him to put up or shut up.
MasterTomos
Jan 22 2009, 09:29 PM
it makes sense that bolt ons wouldnt do as much for a smaller engine...those dohc motors respond very well to bolt ons tho it seems...
smaller naturally aspirded engines obviously cant suck as much air!
Tyler
Jan 22 2009, 10:55 PM
Just remember this. In drag racing anything can happen. You are not gauranteed a win and if he beats you you'll never hear the end of it. I would take him for a ride in your car and see if he still talks smack. If so tell him to put up or shut up.
MasterTomos
Jan 22 2009, 11:43 PM
with these cars, unless yours broke down catastrophically right as the race started, youd beat him. When ive raced these even if you get a bad start and they get the best one, all you have to do is push it to the floor and maintain some sort of traction...they dont stand a chance...they run around 2 seconds slower in the 1/4 mile usually...
however, tyler's right, if he did beat you somehow youd never hear the end of it!
amptuttle
Jan 23 2009, 02:34 AM
Oh no doubt about that. But Im not to worried. I've gone up against cars with way much more power that had gotten the jump on me and still managed to pull ahead of them. But like I've said, he'll never be man enough to put his ego up on the line after talking so much smack like that. I dunno, in my book, if someone talks all that talk and ends up not wanting to prove anything, I count it as a win for me. But we'll see. I think Im gonna go ahead with Tyler and take him for a spin next week on my days off.
johnniereb
Jan 23 2009, 04:35 AM
so does this guy have an automatic or a 5 speed? not that wither would give him an advantage over you. but i'm curious. and why give him the luxury of riding in your car? if the guy doesn't respect than crush his hopes and dreams in a race. question his manhood since he won't put up
MasterTomos
Jan 23 2009, 05:07 AM
agreed...question his manhood!...thats your only option you have left! lol jk...
maybe them 20 inch rims are compesating for something? lol
anybody can talk a big talk...i prefer to not talk much at all unless someone asks...
somethin a little more cool than the non loud mouth guy who kicks everyones butt...means a lot more when other people talk you up rather than yourself!
Tyler
Jan 23 2009, 10:50 AM
The idea is that once he knows that the Bird will fly away from his Ford he will shut his pie hole.
amptuttle
Jan 23 2009, 08:13 PM
Naw guys Im sorry but there isn't going to be a race. He won't put up or shut up. Today, "Oh I raced a Ford Lightning and got him. In the long run he would've got me. Same thing frm a stop. Its my gears man." So what, he raced him for like two seconds before the lightning passed him or the Lightning didn't know he was racing? *Sigh* Typical Mustang owners.
MasterTomos
Jan 24 2009, 01:07 AM
wow...probably one of the first generation lightnings if he actually did race one...
weird how this kid will race unknowing people on the street who probably dont kn ow their racing, but wont race someone who he knows and wants to race...
johnniereb
Jan 24 2009, 04:25 AM
haha sorry. but its what ya gotta do with mustang owners. least thats how i see it. but it sucks that the guy won't put up or shut up. people like that really bother me. and a lightning? kid races trucks but won't race a car
amptuttle
Jan 24 2009, 05:30 AM
I know. My friend says he's just saying crap now just for the sake of trying to bug me. I agree. Oh and to answer ur question Johnnie, its a 5 speed. Sorry bout not putting that up. I saw it and just slipped my mind. Had to rush out for some D&D.
johnniereb
Jan 24 2009, 07:58 AM
haha the night that I posted is it a 5 speed, i thought man. i know it is. the guy was claimin it takes off like an auto. thought about that right before I fell asleep. he prob "takes off like an auto" cuz his wheels are too big and he doesn't have enough power to spin 'em. and I guess don't let him bother you. wait til he lets his guard down and get him.
9T8W66
Jan 24 2009, 12:36 PM
This Kid sounds like the typical Junior Joe in his 5.0 from back in the day.
Got the car as a Graduaton present and isn't very knowledgeable.
It's his first real car (cough) and it must be the fastest thing on the road right.
We would see thes Kids every Spring and Summer on the Streets.
They would drive around being mr happy clutch and barking some rubber here and there boosting there ego's. Then they would see us on the other side just cruising do a double take and then hit the next turn around to catch us thnking they had a new victim.
I used to cruise in the middle lane (3 lane highway) at 5 under the speed limit and bait these guys all the time. They would always be the ones to instigate a race and always be the ones to be humiliated afterwards. They didn't realize that I had over 100 cubic inches on them even though I had a heavier car. That and with the tall 2.41 gears it would lay 4 feet of rubber at 70 mph on the 1-2 shift.
Funny thing is with My LT1 and my LS1 the outcomes were always the same too.
Foot would always go in mouth as jaw dropped to the floor.
Now I can't wait for Summer.
sedition97
Jan 27 2009, 11:48 PM
oh god. i hate these people. theres a kid in my auto systems class with a 1998 civic hatch and he dropped an h22 into it and brags about his 220hp. he even tried to challenge me to a race in my 1979 fleetwood when i was talking about the 501 in it. they just talk. ask him, over the course of the next month when he is able to race... any day any time, no matter your schedule, do it. (and destroy him) then every chance you get, bring it up. its the only way to deal with these big mouth retards.
Pyro97
Jan 28 2009, 01:09 AM
Next time he tries to talk trash, offer to race.
If he refuses, ask if he's scared to loose to a "lesser" car.
If he tries to weasel out of a race by saying it would be a waste of gas or something along those lines, offer to pay for his gas...if he wins.
If none of that works, be content in the fact that he knows he has an inferior car.
SiberianFirestorm
Jan 28 2009, 04:09 AM
Man, I hate mustang drivers like that.
He wants you to get a real motor huh? How come since Ford started putting the 4.6L in, they can not get over 300hp without a power adder? GM motors have been well over 300hp with BASIC bolt ons. Not sure how much more of a real motor you need. Maybe get a 69 hemi in it, but that might be too much of a motor for him.
His gears make it go like an auto? I think it was said that it is because he can not spin those massive DUBs he has on there. All show and no go.
He races lightnings and gets them out of the hole and calls it a win? I have raced 10 lightnings in my 95TA, they knew we were racing, some even jumped the start and others spraying with heavy bolt ons. Only 2 have beaten me and they had 150+ shots of nitrous.
Sounds like you are going to have a hard time with others around. I agree with Tyler, get him to ride once and make him scream like a little girl. Chances are he has never been over 100. He has the Saleen kit on it too? Wow, I am not impressed. Now if it was a real Saleen, then it would be interesting.
Good luck with this one. There are several 03 Cobras here that will not race me. They are always ready to go, until I start my car then their "Dad" conveniently calls and wants "HIS" car back. Some never learn.
Matt
johnniereb
Jan 28 2009, 04:24 AM
good luck with gettin him to race
amptuttle
Jan 28 2009, 10:13 AM
Yeah when I first saw his car I was like, "Oh." Wasn't afraid, just thinkin that I MIGHT have sum good compition. But then I found out it was a regular GT. LAME. Don't try to make it look like summin its not unless ur putting out as much or if not more then what ur advertising. Just like how regular GT's, and even V6's put on Cobra rims. Oh which reminds me. I've seen this guy a couple of times, a newer model V6, trying to pull it off as a GT500. He has sticker badging on the side. Not even the little metal/shiny badges. Grrrrr!!!!
Tyler
Jan 28 2009, 01:09 PM
You could print this thread and show him what everyone thinks about his chicken butt
MasterTomos
Jan 28 2009, 01:26 PM
wow a v6 gt500 clone? Pathetic! I've seen some pretty heinous stuff...but that may take the cake...
9T8W66
Jan 28 2009, 06:53 PM
QUOTE(Tyler @ Jan 28 2009, 08:09 AM)

You could print this thread and show him what everyone thinks about his chicken butt

I agree
Then tell him a veteran street racer is calling him out.
No Excuses just Put Up or Shut Up.
SiberianFirestorm
Jan 28 2009, 10:55 PM
If the economy was better, I say we all should go there and line up and let him race us all. heck, I will bring the Diesel too!
9T8W66
Jan 29 2009, 12:26 AM
QUOTE(SiberianFirestorm @ Jan 28 2009, 05:55 PM)

If the economy was better, I say we all should go there and line up and let him race us all. heck, I will bring the Diesel too!
Sounds like a plan
Anybody for a little road trip ?
MasterTomos
Jan 29 2009, 06:17 AM
I'd be there in a heart beat if I had time!
school sucks! haha
xXGhosTBirDXx
Jan 29 2009, 11:46 PM
Do a burnout right next to his mustang to get the rubber to stick to the doors.
amptuttle
Jan 30 2009, 12:59 AM
He doesn't even bring it to the store anymore. The foo knows he won't be able to back his talk up if he were to show it around now.
xXGhosTBirDXx
Jan 30 2009, 02:40 AM
even better find out where that mofo lives and leave some taunting streaks in front of his house in the middle of the night. I did that once and forced this one fool to put up. He had a 97 Mitsubishi all suped up supposedly.
Tyler
Jan 30 2009, 02:48 AM
QUOTE(xXGhosTBirDXx @ Jan 29 2009, 09:40 PM)

even better find out where that mofo lives and leave some taunting streaks in front of his house in the middle of the night. I did that once and forced this one fool to put up. He had a 97 Mitsubishi all suped up supposedly.
Might I ask who won that race?
SiberianFirestorm
Jan 30 2009, 04:21 AM
QUOTE(Tyler @ Jan 29 2009, 09:48 PM)

Might I ask who won that race?

Oh sure, hijack the thread!! LOL
Although I am curious too.
Matt
xXGhosTBirDXx
Jan 30 2009, 06:24 PM
Of course my bird bro...saw him leaving his house at night one time so I followed him onto the road. got up to 92 and was right behind him keeping the gap tight and close that he tried so hard to open up all while I flashed my fog lights. I'm assuming he must have been pretty nervous at this point. his whistle can looked like the coffee was burning. fortunately I noticed my needle dangerously ontop of the E. switched lanes, relased the gas, hit my tranny perform button, and floored it this time burning some tire just before I passed him. what a rush until he became just a pin point in my rear view mirror.
later on I found out he had a injen CAI, headers, and a chip. if it were me I would be thinking to myself, what a waste of money on these mods. I try not to pick on ricers, only when they ask for it like this dude. I kept bumping into him on my way to school, he would rev his tiny block as he cut in front of me in the congested traffic. Nighttime+open road+LT1=
johnniereb
Jan 30 2009, 06:58 PM
nice show. and i'm down for a road trip.
MasterTomos
Jan 31 2009, 05:49 AM
man those ricers...most of them can spit numbers and "facts" at you all day long...but ive not come across many imports that stand much of a chance against these cars...
Blu2000
Jan 31 2009, 02:40 PM
I know you guys have heard it before, but: '' There's NO replacement for displacement".
SassySue09
Feb 1 2009, 07:32 PM
If he won't race you then tell him a gal old enough to be his mother is calling him out.

I wonder what he'd say to that.
johnniereb
Feb 4 2009, 04:56 PM
Wow Sue. I think that one would cut him deep. And I just replaced the started in my bird..so whenever everyone is ready let's go
94Formula
Feb 4 2009, 06:06 PM
Had a bit of a lunch break and decided to check on my old Formula friends and see what's up at the source, and this thread has really made me wish I still had my bird! (Although mine never ran right).
He has 20" inch rims and a body kit and brags he'd destroy you?
There's a good chance I could beat him in my peg-legged 3.15 geared heavy 540i. ....
amptuttle
Feb 4 2009, 07:43 PM
*Sigh* I think he's finally decided to shut-up. No more talkin smack whenever I walk into the store. I think one of three things have happened. He's either looked around on YouTube, is just being ignorant, or got beat by someone else! HAHA!!! Well anyways Im still trying to see if he wants to race. I'll let you guys know whats up.
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